Bullshit Mountain

Bullshit Mountain is a massive mountain, guarded by 3 mystical beasts. They are guarding a mystical wish giver that is said to live atop this behimoth of a mountain, because if anybody could reach the top and make a wish it could cause armageddon or the apocalypse or something.
 * 1) The Head of Bullshit Mountain
 * 2) The Wizard of Bullshit Mountain
 * 3) The Lizard of Bullshit Mountain

Epilogue
After __ stole the sword and unleashed the great flood after defeating the elderly Monstrolinacus, the world was flooded. The only land left was Bullshit Mountain, now coined Bullshit Island. To escape the flood, most enhabitents headed uphill to escape the storm.